The folks your listening to are salty (nuts).
AHOY! I am your host, Captain Boomies! I am a floating fountain of sequins and salty sea stories, and I run this shipwreck!!
You can find me anywhere @captainboomies
And let’s not forget the swab that knows to laugh at all my jokes:
The oddly trust-worthy
BROKER WITH THE BEARD!
You can find him here: @BrokerwiththeBeard